What a long strange week

OK so i didn't keep up with it last week, it was pretty hectic. Jazz Fest first weekend, so Wednesday night the freak show began, boys from southern states trying out some boys. The sad part is we had at least 5 rednecks that never figured out they fucked guys and not girls.

Wednesday night was by far the most fun of them all. I had a guy run in claiming to be a cop, he came behind my bar and ordered me to give him one of the girls phone numbers. I told him to go fuck himself and he left. Then he returned and again came behind my bar saying he was going to shut the club down that it was under surveillance, What an asshole. I asked to see a badge he had none. So i had the doorman toss him out, i told the doorman if he returned i was going to have him tossed in jail. Thankfully he returned yet again, so i walked behind him down the street for about 20 feet to a waiting policeman and informed him that this guy was claiming to be a cop and wasn't that a felony? The cop smiled at me turned on his lights and arrested the jackass. Enjoy OPP moron. Money wasn't great and the streets died promptly at 1am. I was a bit worried but at 4am a girl walked in to get cigarettes. Well she told me she had been a stripper before and wanted to try the pole. I obliged and she danced, well she was the most attractive thing on the block and around 4:30 guys walking buy started noticing and the club started coming alive, by 6:45am i had to actually throw people out of the club because it was time to close. The girl said she was going on vacation but would return to dance again when she got back. I am looking forward to that. She carried on intelligent conversation and attracted guys. Just what i needed on a dull night. We will see if she ever returns.

Thursday night was steady all night long. There was a genuinely nice guy in there from TX who a girl tried to pull a hustle on. I heard his side, i asked her side. they didn't match! I then asked a girl that was changing when the incident occurred she told me the guys side so i fired the little bitch on the spot! Needless to say the guy left totally happy and very glad i was working.

Yes we are a whore house, yes it is illegal, but i still am not gonna let someone get ripped off! we aren't about fucking over customers, just fucking them.

I will try this week to post every night, as i am working 5 days straight!