Day One

Tonight a cop from California comes in the bar sits down and orders an Absolut & Tonic. He then proceeds to pull out a number of different wallets while freaking out and realises he doesn't have any money or CC's. I hear him mumble that "She" took all his money and CC's. I look at him and start to laugh. Not a very loud laugh but a laugh none the less. I asked who she was he said a girl he met on Bourbon Street. Apparently he met this "girl" on Bourbon and hung out with "her" for a bit. What he didn't seem to realise is that he had a t-shirt on with a badge and his department on it. So he walked around with a false sense of security and bravado. 

I took this opportunity to show how worthless eyewitness testimony truly is. He proceeds to tell me this is the strongest testimony in court. I realise it is viewed as such but it is the most flawed of all the testimony. I asked him to describe her to me. He says well... well... She was blond and had big boobs, she was wearing a white t-shirt and jeans. I asked if that was it, he hadn't stated any identifiable features not even what was written on the t-shirt. After a while of this he realized that eyewitness testimony is garbage. I then went back to how she rolled him and told him to be more careful. As I see it, he got his pants pulled down "which he said never happened" and while his pants were at his ankles the pro rifled his pockets and took his cash and CC's.  His reply was, she wasn't a hooker, "I didn't even talk to her like a hooker." 

With this comment I laughed. WTF?!? To add insult to injury I asked him if she had a really tight body he said yes, i said well in this area anyone with an amazing body is typically a Tranny, so good luck finding HIM. 

After an hour or more spent conversing with this guy he told me I should run for office... I have no desire to be in any public office, a fact he couldn't seem to realize.

Oh well... Lesson learned.... OR was it?