Monday, April 27, 2009

Strippers Galore

I am used to working at the 2 clubs I manage. Some girls from the other 2 clubs came in last night and hung out for a little bit and said to come check out their clubs after work. So i did, and they are interesting to say the least. One girl i will call HK doesn't fit the "graveyard" fare. She is intelligent and still in decent shape. I wonder why she hit the Graveyard. Probably drugs... 
So i went to the 2 clubs and hung out for a while at each of them. They had a lot of patrons and a lot of girls working... I think that's what our clubs are missing, WOMEN, not chicks with dicks but WOMEN, and not short fat bulldogs but WOMEN. Yep I can see now why so many people go across the street rather than into Tranny Hell. I would say out of the 15 or so women working at the other clubs, maybe 5 were actually somewhat attractive. Not drop dead gorgeous or anything but better than the butt ugly women i am used to. Lets face it, I am totally not accustomed to looking on the dance area and seeing a nice ass. I am used to seeing GIGANTIC TITANIC ICEBERGS. With maybe 2 exceptions they were nothing special but they were at least not cellulite pocked legs and asses. 
Is that to say that the clubs don't have their share of Cottage Cheese, No, but at least they have more of a selection than FAT ASS OR COCK. 
I guess i have ranted long enough on this subject.
So on to the interesting person of the evening. She is short and petite, has a few tattoos but no "tramp stamp!"  I sat in her bar for about 20 - 30 minutes just seeing how it all worked. Well what i got was a lesson in how to work a crowd. There were i guess 3-5 men sitting at the bar each with a girl talking to him. HK, after telling me "I never go up to men, they come to me" quietly got up on the dance area and started her dance. It was pretty amazing to watch the guys reactions, as if marionettes on strings, all at once they turned and watched her, you could see the strippers with them trying in vain to create some conversation or anything to get their transfixed gaze off of HK but it was all in vain. They all watched much like a dog's head follows your hand when you have a treat. I was half waiting for them to either pant or drool. To my dismay they didn't. You could almost see their pulse rising as she climbed across the gap between the stage and the bar and then proceeded to dance on the bar right in front of them. At this point i think i saw some drool escape and even heard panting! She did this for about $8. 
I thought, wow what a waste, then i saw her move in for the kill... She picked the best looking of them all, slinked over to him and made her proposition. Within 3 minutes the guy paid at least $500 for 30 mins alone with her. I left shortly thereafter and went to the other club. I returned about an hour or more later and she was still doing VIPs and i am guessing she won each of them over and probably scored well over $1500 which all started with one dance to one song. Now that is working a crowd, in a stripperesque kinda way. I am sure she could have repeated the performance once every 2 hours for an 8 hour shift and left with around $6000. Too bad i wasn't born a petite white woman! I am just an old fat guy who is losing hair in places i want it, and growing hair in places i don't.

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