Saturday, May 30, 2009

Date-Rape Drugs

Is it just me, or do date-rape drugs and hookers seem an odd combination? I guess they are effective for the poor bastard that can only afford a $20 cap but for the most part it is amusing as hell. So the Fe Fi Fo Ho comes in skipping and dancing around the bar and I was thinking to myself OH SHIT IT IS GONNA BE ONE LONG NIGHT.
She informs me she is on 2 caps of GHB can she work??? I was thinking probably a bad idea but "Ok just don't be a pest!" I am out at the front door talking to my door man when a guy comes by asking if we have any girls. I tell him yeah aside from the ones here at the door there is another in there you cant miss her. He walks in the bar and walks out saying there is no one in there. Now this girl is literally 6'8"-6'10" in her heels how could he miss her. I walk in and look around and nope no stripper. I look around the bar, check the dressing room, the restroom, the VIP room. Nothing. Then as i am walking out to ask my doorman if she left i see her cocked under the stage. Looked like she had a broken neck so i went over to her and asked her what was up. She said "Gemeeabartowel" and that's about how it sounded. I got her a towel and then she looked up, her face was covered in blood.
Yukkity Yuk Yuk i don't have HIV i don't want HIV or any other blood borne pathogen so i stepped back. She asked that i help her to the restroom i said ok and put a plastic bag over her hands and said grab on. So I walk her to the bathroom, her nose is broken she is bleeding from her mouth etc. I could only laugh. Apparently the dumb date-rape drugged moron who took it recreationally face planted against the steel bar. Oops! Broke her nose probably chipped a tooth or so. I send another girl in to clean her up. About 10 mins later the idiot is asleep in a chair, i figured let her sleep. Upon waking up a few hours later she asked why she hadnt made any money, i tried to explain there just isnt a market for comatose hookers, most men get that with their wife why would they wanna pay for the experience?


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